Water Pig

Water Pig

Posted by: Greg Keeler / added: 04.12.2010 / Back to Tailgate

At least this pig wasn't fin-hooked on a trailer...

 

A Water Pig Will Not Give Up

 

Times you bother water pigs

are times well wasted.

So spoke Uncle Walt

at the unbeknownst

edge of his grave.

 

Now, I choose early spring

to bother them.

That's when Uncle Walt did.

At the end of a finely tapered

tippet, a spring water

 

pig will become

immensely annoyed.

Again, that's how

Uncle Walt put it.

But as I implied,

 

the grave took him.

The water pigs are still here.

I've never seen a rainbow,

a cutthroat, brook or brown

look anything but serious.

 

A water pig will look funny,

especially when it's not.

It's scales designed for battle,

it's mouth a vacuum hose,

a water pig will not give up.

 

At least that's what

Uncle Walt said,

not knowing

at the time

that he soon would.




Comments:

Posted by Bob MacNeal on Apr 13th, 2010 @ 8:00 am

Uncle Walt Wisdom

Greg,

I dig the water pig image. Did you paint it? The shimmering water elevates the water pig, with its primeval scales, to stately knighthood.

Our perception of classes of fish - from the lowly carp with a deflated belly emaciated by a tapeworm, to the lofty Teflon-trout with a gut full of the latest hatch – mirrors our perception of human social classes.

After over 30 years of enjoying your work, it struck me that reconciling the silliness of human social stratification with boots-on-slimy-green-rocks reality might be something you’ve been musing about.

There’s something sublime about the guileless buffoonery of carp just as there is, in a true egalitarian sense, something unseemly and vacuous about the cagey farm-raised trout.

Wedged between the puffery of an English department and the odd celebrity expatriate that blooms in Bozeman like mid-summer sweet peas, there always seems to be an Uncle Walt to tell you what’s what.

Cheers.



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