As I went walking I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.

In the spirit of P.J. O'Rourke, John Milius, and Peter Beard -- and anyone else with a penchant for journeying to effed-up regions of the world at entirely chaotic times -- we offer this relevant travel thought: No time like the present to flyfish Egypt.

I'd like to laugh, Mr. Obama; but the tragedy of politics continually trumping science is the real joke. And in the Puget Sound, with virtually all the rivers now shut down for wild steelie fishing, the joke is on us.

In a move requiring the Feds to uphold their own laws regarding environmental review, a coalition of environmental and conservation groups are pressuring powers that be to comply with legal processes for a proposed pipline through some of Pennslyvania's native fish habitat.

Auburn grad student finds new fish species; names it after Led Zepplin as the pectoral fin reminds him of Jimmy Page's double-neck guitar. Duuuuude.

"Maybe they should just watch Jurassic Park :) "

Internal Fish and Wildlife emails reveal deep concerns for Maine's wild Atlantic salmon stocks vis a vis introducti0n of GMO frankenfish farms.

In our continued quest to highlight the little things in life, the more nuanced versions of macro, we are proud to present our Smoltoberfest winner for Smolt of the Month....